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at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”

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Okay so i never really talk or do much on this website but recently we just found out that my aunt has stage four lung cancer and she recently started a gofund me to help with the costs of living since she can’t work. She’s been living in her apartment for the past 20 years and her landlord was nice enough to not ask for much since she wont have any source of income. She’s been the biggest influence in my life since i was born; since my family couldn’t really afford anything she always came through for everything (holiday’s, birthday’s, school, anything) and she’s always helped me out of tight spots and i want to do the same. I know i can’t do much to help but i know that i can at least try to help. She’s one of the greatest most kind people i’ve ever met and i would really appreciate the help from you guys. Anything would help and even if you can’t donate, please just reblog this to get the word around. Thank you so much for any help at all, you guys are the best.

Hey! You, yes you, following me and reading this. I don’t care if this doesn’t match your blog theme because it doesn’t match mine, but this is fucking important and you better reblog it okay? I understand many people can’t donate but getting the word out to hundreds or thousands more would be so great! This is my best friend’s aunt who has stage 4 lung cancer and lost her job and just desperately needs money so please at least read and reblog it would mean the world ❤️ Also I’ll rate your blog or promote you or whatever you want if you do donate just shoot me a message! ✨

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"Underneath the footprints it says “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” in clear UV-reactive ink"

The Harry Potter geek in me just freaked out.
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