my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

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tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

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i work at a bakery and we got broken into but at least i got a few good puns from the customers

my favs were 

  • 'that was a pretty crumby thing to do'
  • 'if youre looking for dough its a good place to rob'
  • 'theyre gonna be toast when they get caught'

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