• someone sits next to me while im on my dash: please no porn please no porn please no porn please no porn please no porn please no porn
  • dash: oh so you wanted porn?

growley:

water-for-mermaids:

growley:

if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me 

This is just fucking weird.

enjoy your new bedtime, bitch

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iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

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santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

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