my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity
tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys
i work at a bakery and we got broken into but at least i got a few good puns from the customers
my favs were
- 'that was a pretty crumby thing to do'
- 'if youre looking for dough its a good place to rob'
- 'theyre gonna be toast when they get caught'